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St Vitus Square Dance Apocalypse

by CRASH THE SUPERYACHT

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    St Vitus Square Dance Apocalype on stylish concrete grey cassette, packaged in a presentation case including a zine by the band about the making of the album including track by track analysis and Eastenders-themed collages.

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1.
Death to Ian 00:50
I got this aged pecorino specially No, I'm not having any You know I can't have cheese
2.
McKlunky's 02:28
so good to see you I'm glad you came bought you this football thought after we had dinner we could have a game I wanna get to know you I hope we can be friends and if our kickabout goes well we could do it again so have whatever you like have whatever you like have whatever you like a giant burger and a plastic football don't make up for me not being around but it's a start money's no object I'm picking up the bill so you can just keep eating keep going til you've had your fill I wanna get to know you I hope we can be friends we'll have to keep it secret but we'll do it again so have whatever you like have whatever you like have whatever you like a coca-cola and a plastic football don't make up for me not being around but it's a start yeah it's a start and that's what counts fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off! who are ya?
3.
Like a rash 02:59
only knocked on your door to have a go we were both lucky I was there to take control I'm not perfect but I know right from wrong even if sometimes I use my own interpretation that night oh I found myself in the right place at the right time for the first time in my life oh I ain't always done the right thing but this time I'm gonna try I'm onto you I'm sticking around yeah, I'll be all over you like a rash til things have settled down I'm not your guardian angel but I'm a second chance god knows I could use a do-over but I guess its not in the plan for me that night oh I found myself in the right place at the right time for the first time in my life oh I ain't always done the right thing but this time I'm gonna try and if I wanna move my sister in you'll just have to deal with it I'm doing you a favour after all and if I wanna use your house for my criminal operations I'm doing you a favour after all
4.
Blood work 01:58
I've had my suspicions for a while tried to tell you but you've been in denial time to go and see the doctor she'll take a look inside and tell ya A or B or O A or B or O A or B or O or AB negative I know its scary to face the truth but its time to get some proof she put something bad inside call the doctor, you can't hide
5.
you see me in the market you see me in the cafe you see me in the chip shop you see me down the pub with a gin and tonic you see me in the background you see me walking down the street you see me ordering a burger you see me everywhere you look I'm there for all your major milestones keep it discreet but I'll be cheering you on from the sides I'm there for every special moment if something's going down, I'll be there, you'll be sure of it I know what you're thinking you don't think this is a real job yeah I know what you're thinking you pity me but I'm laughing at you I've got the best job in the world I'm making 80k a year - does that sound like nothing to you? Yeah I'm fucking sorted I got it good and I'm never letting go although I do have stuff to say I could make a contribution but I'm always in the background but I'm not trapped in my hat I'm not trapped in my hat I'M NOT TRAPPED IN MY HAT
6.
you'll never take my garage from me but you're welcome to the wreckage things don't always make much sense when you're riding with the devil it caught my eye well, how about it? wanna have some fun? we'll fucking smash it! oh hi I'm well out of control there's little point trying to stop me the only time that I feel good is when I'm making you unhappy it caught my eye well, how about it? wanna have some fun? we'll fucking smash it! sitting way up high I got the power bow to my beast! I'll make you cower
7.
Wellard One 03:31
I needed to get away, it was time to start again when I saw you passing by, I knew I had found a friend we stuck together all those years, you always put me first called off your wedding, put your trip on hold when I was at my worst cos I'm a good boy even when I'm bad I only bit cos he was being a dick you know that now I wanna be your dog I'll always have your back I don't get down, even when I get passed around I know you'll be back I've changed forms so many times, but no-one will ever know I've been on trial, I've been hung out to dry, it just goes to show been a good boy all my life except for one small slip of judgement didn't see it coming, thought it was a treat, something nice to eat how wrong I was
8.
found another hidden today stared long and hard and poured it away if I hadn't how could you stay? couldn't let it lead me astray it's hard won but I'll stay strong feels all wrong but I'll stay strong memories flooding in though I try I can't stop them feel it washing over me dragging me out to sea on a tidal wave of wine and piss and blood the wretched contents of 365 empty bottles of Taymers cabernet sauvignon made me think of that time I was trapped on the boat with the water rising up for a sticky half-empty bottle of cooking sherry I almost gave it all up and if the boat hadn't sank Dennis wouldn't have died but I might not be here now hit my rock bottom on a party boat on the Thames but you helped to get me out spinning round on new years dancing til I fell down it wasn't all bad but it's in the past now
9.
on my last day I was sitting at the kitchen table wanted one last word with you I knew you would if you were able heard your voice inside my head, I answer right away should I go? I don't know would you try to make me stay? you and me, we didn't always get along thick as thieves but when we did - oh we had so much fun blackbird sitting in the tree, he's singing in the morning left the house without my shoes to listen to him calling when I went back inside, perfume heavy in the air behind a cloud of fag smoke you were sitting on the stairs every time we get together, we end up reminiscing I make sure I fill you in on all the things that you've been missing you, you've got this way of taking me right back to the past some was bad, some was good, you best believe we had a laugh you and me, we didn't always get along thick as thieves but when we did - oh we had so much fun blackbird sitting in the tree, he's singing in the morning left the house without my shoes to listen to him calling when I went back inside, perfume heavy in the air behind a cloud of fag smoke you were sitting on the stairs oh the jangle of your earrings you were sitting on the stairs

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Written and recorded in the aftermath of the third UK lockdown in 2021 after watching too much TV, CRASH THE SUPERYACHT's debut full-length album St Vitus Square Dance Apocalypse is a semi-concept album inspired by the long running UK soap opera Eastenders.

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released November 7, 2021

All tracks written, performed, recorded and mastered by CRASH THE SUPERYACHT.

CRASH THE SUPERYACHT IS Katie Hare and Steven Cass.

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"like Beat Happening if they drank a load of red bull"

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